Liv Puente

I decided to apply to be an opinion columnist at the Michigan Daily and my editors (bless their souls) went ahead and hired me even though my first column literally had the phrase "tolerant of dicks". What began as a mission to spread my feminist agenda turned into an outlet for my non-existent boy problems, a space to tell people how much I love dad bods,  and to break the news to my father that he won't be getting (biological) grandchildren from me. (He took it like a champ)